Godless Heathens

ferrymeover:

sudden revelations about something from a deity more like

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Tags:  # i will go down with this post,   # because it's still the funniest fucking thing,   # loki,   # deity,   # deities,   # surprise
1 day ago │ 24 notes

armanarlert:

if u know ur myers briggs personality type please check this out it is literally the coolest thing ever 

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4 days ago │ 81,736 notes
goatsarelife6:

2 of the cutest goats!

goatsarelife6:

2 of the cutest goats!

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4 days ago │ 148 notes

songofages:

queenshulamit:

Never forget that “Deep Breath” had the villain escaping in a hot air balloon made entirely from brutally murdered people’s skin and that homophobes complained it was unsuitable for children not because of the skin balloon but because of lesbians kissing.

Or the fact that a robot has basically been dismembering then burning bodies for probably hundreds of years.

No, it’s the breath of life kiss they have problems with.

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4 days ago │ 4,110 notes
davidnamisato:

Looking forward to the new Thor.

davidnamisato:

Looking forward to the new Thor.

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4 days ago │ 3,318 notes

basedheisenberg:

Being drunk does not excuse cheating.

Being drunk does not excuse rape.

Being drunk does not excuse being an asshole.

Being drunk does not excuse shitty and destructive behavior.

Being drunk is not an excuse.

Control yourself or don’t drink.

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4 days ago │ 160,591 notes

jennerallydrawing:

NOT SURE why it took so long for me to isolate the finished piece with music. Music by C2C of course!

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4 days ago │ 628 notes

thisshitfunny:

thatdudeemu:

queerasfuck88:

Jon Stewart Goes After Fox in Powerful Ferguson Monologue

I been waiting for the daily show to come back so they could cover this

Jon rip them boys a new asshole 

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4 days ago │ 87,051 notes

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4 days ago │ 115,192 notes

SO GUYS YOU KNOW THESE GIFS

ask-curtisrx:

50shadesofcastiel:

backwardsillistrator:

im-not-even-gomen:

50shadesofcastiel:

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AND HOW EVERYONE WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

I FOUND THE VIDEO

ABBY HOW DID U EVEN

WHY IS THIS THE ONLY PART GIFFED??

This got so many notes I cannot believe

THAT WAS THE BEST GOD DAMN VIDEO I HAVE EVER SEEN HOLY SHIT

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4 days ago │ 51,471 notes
mirroir:

story time | witches coven, individual, discovered, or born. the tongue is a weapon to craft spells of demise or blessing. magic is in the blood, burning the fingertips.

mirroir:

story time | witches coven, individual, discovered, or born. the tongue is a weapon to craft spells of demise or blessing. magic is in the blood, burning the fingertips.

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4 days ago │ 4,236 notes
host: welcome to the science corner!!! today, we're talking about the moon. i'm in the laboratory of leading moon scientist Doctor Moon! how are you doing, Doctor???
doctor: you may have misunderstood. i am a chemist. my name just happens to be Doctor Moon. i am not a moon scienti-
host: haha don't be silly!!!! your name is Doctor Moon!!!! A DOCTOR OF MOONS
doctor: is this an interview? there are no cameras or microphones. also how did you get into my laboratory
host: TELL US ABOUT THE MOON YOU FUCKING CELLIST
doctor: chemist
host: MOON

4 days ago │ 233 notes
bareearthorganics:

Simple and nutritious, the way you should eat every meal.

bareearthorganics:

Simple and nutritious, the way you should eat every meal.

(via elfofthewoodlandrealm)


4 days ago │ 194 notes
officialdaddyegbert:

blobeggs:

boxlunches:

blobeggs:

Every single friday this kid just shows up dressed as link I love this school

Does he talk

he does but whenever someone calls his name for roll call he just goes “HEUH” 

what happened in this young man’s life that made him think “damn, every friday i’m gonna go to school dressed as link”

officialdaddyegbert:

blobeggs:

boxlunches:

blobeggs:

Every single friday this kid just shows up dressed as link I love this school

Does he talk

he does but whenever someone calls his name for roll call he just goes “HEUH” 

what happened in this young man’s life that made him think “damn, every friday i’m gonna go to school dressed as link”

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thewomanfromitaly:

the-leader-in-red:

johncougar:

weirdvvolf:

papauera:

lofticri3s:

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This was recorded by the Portsmouth Sinfonia in an experiment where all the members of the orchestra would swap instruments with each other and attempt to play them to the best of their ability.

favorite things about this

  • literally all the brass starts to get the hang of it and then the crescendos happen and everyone is like FUCK FUCK FUCK??? FUCK. JUST. BLOW RLY HARD.
  • the strings are lazy but also the same. like u can tell a lot of the ppl w/ the stringed instruments may already basically know how to play stringed instruments. like there’s definitely a section at the beginning where you hear a good portion going “oh yeah this is like. a smaller/bigger version of what i do.”
  • all you hear of any woodwinds is just “pffffttt??? pFFFTTTT???? PFFFFFTTTT I SAID PFFFFTTTT!!!!!” bc woodwinds are fucking HARD and you hear after like the first crescendo half of them just give up. they give up. they’re done. fuck this it tastes weird and my lips hurt.
  • that trumpet. that person is fucking TRYING man they fucking GOT this. they may not have figured out notes but they figured out LOUD and they GOT this.

I JUST DIED

I SEARCHED THIS POST FOR AGES OH MY GOD

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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